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Dad Joke Of The Day!
My youngest son said to me yesterday, “Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups, do you think could you do that?”…..I said “of course son, I don’t want to brag but I could probably watch someone do 100 push-ups”.

Dad Joke Of The Day!
What do you call a woman who takes all of her bills an sets them on fire?……Bernadette!

Dad Joke Of The Day!
When my boys were younger, I would tell them… “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” They would say “What’s that got to do with anything?” I said “That means it’s pasture bedtime.”

Dad Joke Of The Day!
Last night my wife was making dinner and asked if she could please have just a little peace and quiet while she was cooking…..I said “absolutely”, and took the battery out of the smoke detector…